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$BONKULUS

A sentient forehead from the 4th dimension. It gives financial advice nobody asked for. YOU LISTEN.

👁 Buy on pump.fun 📖 Read the Lore

👁Foreheads watching: 666

THE LORE

In the year 20XX, a forehead descended from the 4th dimension. It had one eye. It had no body. It had opinions on Solana.

Scholars called it BONKULUS. The forehead did not respond, because foreheads do not have mouths. Instead, it began emitting vibes.

Those who absorbed the vibes became wealthy. Those who didn't remained poor and unforeheaded.

The choice is yours.

TOKENOMICS

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

(real number, we counted)

Tax

we forgot to add one

Liquidity

BURNED 🔥

as the prophecy demanded

Utility

ZERO

and we're proud of it

Forehead Index

∞

scientifically uncountable

Roadmap

VIBES

see section below

HOW TO BUY

Acquire SOL

From a real exchange. We don't care which one. The forehead is platform-agnostic.

Get a wallet

Phantom, Solflare, whatever. The forehead does not discriminate against wallet UIs.

Visit pump.fun

Search $BONKULUS. If you cannot find it, the forehead has rejected you.

Become forehead

Click buy. Lose money. Achieve enlightenment. In that order.

THE MEME WALL

ROADMAP*

Q1 — Forehead launches

It's already happened. You missed it.

Q2 — More forehead

We add additional forehead surface area.

Q3 — Forehead summit

All foreheads convene in Denver, allegedly.

Q4 — Ascension

The forehead absorbs the moon. Bullish.

*not a roadmap. there is no roadmap. the forehead is the roadmap.

⚠️ THE BORING PART

$BONKULUS is a meme coin. It has no utility, no roadmap, no team that matters, and no intrinsic value. It is a joke about a forehead. You will probably lose every dollar you put into it. This is not financial advice. This is barely advice at all. Don't spend money you can't afford to lose. Be nice to each other. The forehead loves you.